January 2011
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Get fruity! A mashed banana or peaches inserted in your vagina is a delightful...
– Cosmopolitan Ultimate Sex Guide. (via ahhellobeautiful-)
That’s fucking gross, Cosmo
(via ivyyy)
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha OH COSMO! This is so hot, I’ll totally be doing it tonight~
(via disgustinghuman)
i just gagged.
(via sexisbeautiful)
the phrase “delightful invitation for him to whoosh...
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Thirty Days of Female Awesome Meme
I am calling this done because the internet needs it.
Day One: Favorite lead female character Day Two: Favorite supporting female character Day Three: A female character you hated but grew to love Day Four: A female character you relate to Day Five: Favorite female character on a male-driven show Day Six: Favorite female-driven show Day Seven: A female...
Never love anybody who treats you like you’re ordinary.
– Oscar Wilde (via loveyourchaos)
I hate that moment when I’m talking about someone I made out with and all the sudden I realize I don’t remember their name or even whether they were a boy or girl. It makes me feel like a whore.
It doesn’t bother me that I made out with them. It’s that I didn’t care enough about another person to even learn their name. It was such a long time ago. And I mean a long...
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I finally get to see Good Hair! I’ve been meaning to see this for awhile.
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I’m not an unhealthy person and I feel like one of the most tiring parts of...
– Beth Ditto (via perfumedlimbs)
I want to hug Beth Ditto and tell her how freakin awesome she is. She probably already knows but I’m gonna tell her anyway.
Cause I'm bored
iTunes Survey
How many song total: 5297
How many hours/days of music: 13.2 days
Sort by song title: First song: Abba Zabba by Captain Beefheart Last song: 99th Floor by the Moving Sidewalks
Sort by time: Shortest song: We Skate by Screeching weasel Longest song: She Fucks Me by Ween
Sort by album: First album: A Files by Sham 69
Last album: 80’s hits
Top Five Most Played Songs:
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I am watching Despicable Me. I love those little girls.
If Morrissey says not to eat meat, then I’ll eat meat, that’s how much I hate...
– Robert Smith (via keefcock)
i love moz and robert smith. and meat.
(via causemepainhedislimane)
Robert Smith is the man I wish was my lover.
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A revolution without dancing is a revolution not worth having.
– EMMA GOLDMAN
not V for Vendetta. Sorry everyone.