March 2012
Somehow the charger button on my laptop got smashed in. I don’t know how this happened.
My computer is going to die soon.
oh god.
February 2012
oh god. I need to stop eating cake. I’m awful.
No, I don’t think you’re gonna be single forever, and also I don’t understand...
– John Green (via thosehearts)
And I just find it a bit upsetting and kind of insulting that I can’t have any...
– M.I.A. (via freefiona)
zombieslutfromhell:
Oh, this is that nice dress I bought earlier
i cn’t w8t 4 u 2 b m!n3
I own this. Or one just like it anyway. It’s amazing.
As glad as I am that I finally ended an unhealthy relationship and didn’t move to Boston I am sad that I passed on a piercing apprenticeship. The more I think about it the more I think it would’ve been something I really enjoyed doing.
Plus being an art major I would’ve actually been able to find a job.
I got plenty of years left though maybe some day I’ll swing it.
seabitch:
All the feminism on the internet spoils me because as soon as i go outside i have to be around people who find kitchen jokes funny.
That awkward moment when someone who says other peoples bodies are not their business then proceeds to make fun another persons body.
This seems to be the theme on my dash right now too.
Shush Yourself: HOW TO PISS OFF PEOPLE BASED ON... →
cosmicmermaidmuse:
I’m in a cheeky mood, so…
Aries – Place someone above them. Be first to get what they want. Turn everything into a contest and win. Call them a coward. Make them wait.
Taurus – Hide or damage their valuables. Use their stuff without first asking permission. Take their…
for me this is incredibly accurate